Ladies and gentlemen I present to you….*drum-roll* some mediocre roast jokes on Sweden.
I have previously roasted an entire country before. The Twitter Roast of Namibia during the rugby world cup last year.
This time I’ve gone and targeted one of the most successful democratic socialist nations in Europe. ..enjoy
Sweden has not participated in any war for almost two centuries.
Now they are sending us their House Mafia.
Be FEARFUL FOLKS.
Their mafia will make you …sleep in a house full of IKEA products
The median age in Sweden is 41years, South Africa is 24yrs.
It’s safe to say that more people in Sweden remember Ace Of Base.
And more people in South Africa were conceived to Ace Of Base.
Sweden has the world’s highest number of science Nobel prize winners.
Cause when it’s too god damn cold to play outside….You Do Science in Sweden..
Sweden has Europe’s longest average lifespans…
…so be careful marrying a Swede for their inheritance.
…those mother-fuckers take FOREVER to die off.
Sweden, years ago, had Vikings pillaging and plundering
…east towards Russia.
Sweden, today, has volunteers…getting drunk & fornicating
…all around the world.
Some Swedish Headlines on Drinking:
- Sweden’s alcohol-free drink label ‘misleading’
- Police told not to ‘waste’ bootleg booze
- Man beats smuggling rap because he ‘drinks a lot’
- Cheap Swedish beer gives Norway a headache
- Drunk shrimp boat skipper parks on island
- Man stabbed while testing knife-proof vest
- Beer in Sweden: it’s not as bad as you think
- Drunken Swedes kicked out of Denmark
- Drunken Swedish artist forgets painting four women